W . A . P ( Weak/Wack Ass Punchlines )
They say I look like Josh Smith from Atlanta/ I do, hachoo, excuse you, that nigga look like me - The Game

I can’t……..

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There’s no need to lie folk, why you sleepin wit ya eyes closed? - Timbaland
So you just gone sit there and act like most living things don’t sleep with their eyes closed, right? Right? Oh ok…….
I’m cookin MC’s like a pound of bacon - Vanilla Ice
I’ll fuck you rap niggas like virgins - The Game
Treat you like milk, do nothing but spoil you - Lil Flip
He must hate milk. I hope.
I put a foot to her ass like martial arts - Tony Yayo
Nope, you can’t do it like me/ Hoe, so don’t try to do it like me/ Fo’ I see you tryna do It like me, Man that dan(dance) was UUUGLY - Soulja Boy
Call me Tiger cuz I live in the woods - Master P
Bam bam, jam jam, and a handstand, ha ha so tan in the tan stand
Ra-ra, na-na, ha-ha, la-la, mama I keep that blam blam - Cam’ron
Yo, uh, I rock baguettes with hoodies, it’s like extra goodie//
I couldn’t break dance ya’ll, or electric boogie//
I was obsessed with Cookie, I wanna sex her cookie//
She said forget her nookie, wipe my nose, go get them boogies - Cam’ron
Camron been killin it with the clusters of wackness.
GUCCI MANE SPECIAL!!!!!

“Bay Bay OK Aye
Where you want to go today?
No she not a prostitute
But if she was I’d have to pay
Say, lay, you can stay
I sex you a couple days
Tell your girl no need to front
She want to participate
Gucci on elimidate
4 girls with me
Simply i glaze they ass
Just like some churches biscuits
Beat her like she stole my Bentley
Swagger jackers pay attention
Cali girl, ATL, Detroit, New York girls be with me”

I rock mostly dosey, I roll mostly dololy
I’ll leave you wholy, holy, you’ll say “Holy Moly”
Here come the coroner get ‘em, play “rolly poley

Whatever engineer let Camron record this shit deserves one of these…….

All hail Weezy/ Call it bad weather - Lil Wayne
Pockets is like calories, extra fat” - Fat Joe
I live by two words: Fuck you pay me - Kanye West

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